My Favorite Flower is a Weed...

I need...

...an apron!
I decided this after I ruined one of my shirts while making cupcakes. I need one that fits my personality. I've been look around the internet for some ideas, but I just don't like what I see. They are either too girly or too plain.
I had an idea of buying a plain one at a craft store, then having friends and family (and anyone) draw a cupcake on it with fabric marker. Then I'd have an apron with tons of different people's artistic interpretation of a cupcake. Then I realized, that would mean I'd be carrying around an apron for quite some time, and that's just ridiculous. There has to be an easier way to have that happen...
Help?