The Wonderful World of Disney

1946



And 60 years later, they brought us Miley.

Also, because I am naturally a very curious person and I like to get all the details, I found a copy of the Very Personally Yours booklet.

The Night Starts Here

"On the evening of June 30, you'll see Mars just above and to the right of Regulus, while Saturn sits above and to the left; the trio will resemble an arrowhead that night with Saturn making the arrow's tip.

On the evening of July 1, Mars will appear perched almost directly above Regulus. The color contrast will be quite striking, especially in binoculars: Mars appears yellow-orange, while Regulus is bluish.

On July 5 looking low in the western sky about an hour after sundown, you'll see a waxing crescent moon, with Regulus, Mars and Saturn all oriented in a straight line in that order, from lower right to upper left. Mars will be situated almost exactly in between Regulus and Saturn. On the following night, the moon will have shifted eastward, forming a broad triangle with Regulus and Saturn, while Mars will have moved noticeably closer to Saturn."

"I'd like to rest my heavy head tonight
On a bed of California stars
I'd like to lay my weary bones tonight
On a bed of California stars"
-"California Stars" Wilco

The Zed word, don't say it!

I just thought I'd warn all of you now, before it's "too late".

If there is ever going to be a zombie uprising, there is no doubt in my mind that the epicenter will be in San Jose. Curtner Avenue to be exaxt, and if you want to be even more exact, 300 Curtner Avenue, San Jose, CA 95125. Go ahead, write them a letter. Warn them.



Why here? This is the address of Oak Hill Cemetery. Sure, there are tons of cemeteries out there. What makes this one so special? Well, across from the Oak Hill Memorial Park*, on the other side of Curtner (right above the red circle thing) used to be a nuclear power plant. Even though the plant has since been demolished and a shopping center has been opened, the possible effects could still linger. The nuclear plant probably had some sort of nuclear waste leaked into the cemetery. Maybe even the fumes soaked into ground. It wouldn't be the first time San Jose had chemical leaks into the public. (See Fairchild) So, not only are there going to be zombies, but they are going to be radioactive zombies. Good luck fighting those guys.


My dad and I have decided that the best place to go during a zombie attack would either be Wal-Mart (everything you need to survive), Walgreens (the only windows are at the very top of the walls and they are small), and,probably the best choice, an Army surplus store (weapons, everything needed to survive, no windows).

You heard it here first. Zombies are going to be from San Jose.

* AKA Oak Hill Zombie Headquarters