The Zed word, don't say it!

I just thought I'd warn all of you now, before it's "too late".

If there is ever going to be a zombie uprising, there is no doubt in my mind that the epicenter will be in San Jose. Curtner Avenue to be exaxt, and if you want to be even more exact, 300 Curtner Avenue, San Jose, CA 95125. Go ahead, write them a letter. Warn them.



Why here? This is the address of Oak Hill Cemetery. Sure, there are tons of cemeteries out there. What makes this one so special? Well, across from the Oak Hill Memorial Park*, on the other side of Curtner (right above the red circle thing) used to be a nuclear power plant. Even though the plant has since been demolished and a shopping center has been opened, the possible effects could still linger. The nuclear plant probably had some sort of nuclear waste leaked into the cemetery. Maybe even the fumes soaked into ground. It wouldn't be the first time San Jose had chemical leaks into the public. (See Fairchild) So, not only are there going to be zombies, but they are going to be radioactive zombies. Good luck fighting those guys.


My dad and I have decided that the best place to go during a zombie attack would either be Wal-Mart (everything you need to survive), Walgreens (the only windows are at the very top of the walls and they are small), and,probably the best choice, an Army surplus store (weapons, everything needed to survive, no windows).

You heard it here first. Zombies are going to be from San Jose.

* AKA Oak Hill Zombie Headquarters