Saturday, July 26, 2008

Also, why are there fireworks going off at 1.20 AM on the 26th?

I realize I will never get screencaps, so here it is.


It's part 2 of What I Was Thinking During Dark Knight

Scene: Hong Kong business office. Big fight. Batman > Hong Kong Business Men
Issue: See if you can figure it out.

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Fig.2




See what I'm getting at, folks? I'll give you some time to mull it over.




Okay, students. Test in!

I will give you half credit if you answered "Try to mess with The Batman, and The Batman will EFF YOU UP SON". This is not the answer I was looking for, but it is still 100% true.

The answer I was looking for is part of Basic Movie Fighting 101.

It clearly states that "If there is a fish tank in the room, AT LEAST PERSON MUST GO THROUGH THE GLASS." Failure to meet this requirement will result in an angry blogger.

Seriously. I couldn't pay attention to the fight because my eyes were drawn to the bright blue glowing fish tank. I was waiting for it, but THE MOMENT NEVER HAPPENED. It bothered me. Quite a bit actually.

Come on, Christopher Nolan. Do you need to go back to class?

3 comments:

Ally Schulkins said...

There might be a Joker again, the way they did the makeup they could put anyone under there.

They might not be as good, though, he was TWISTED.

Ally Schulkins said...

By the way, I noticed what was wrong with this right away. I was waiting for the aquarium thing too. Lame.

Unknown said...

Love of My Life!

I was waiting for the fish to go everywhere as well! Shame on themmm